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{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
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Kingsland Avenue Bridge, earlier known as Avondale Bridge and designated the De Jessa Memorial Bridge, is a vehicular movable bridge over the Passaic River in northeastern New Jersey. It crosses the county line to connect the towns of Lyndhurst in Bergen and Nutley in Essex, originally taking its name from the Kingsland section. The bridge is 10.7 miles (17.2 km) from the river's mouth at Newark Bay, and is required to open on four hours' notice. As of 2010, there were 26,420 daily crossings of the bridge, which provides one lane in each direction.
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