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{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}

{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}

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