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Ballyroan is a small village in County Laois, Ireland. It is in the civil parish of Ballyroan and in the former barony of Cullenagh. The R425 regional road passes through the village.
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\"Together You and I\" is a song by American singer-songwriter Dolly Parton. The song was initially recorded in 1974 as a duet with Porter Wagoner for the album Porter 'n' Dolly.
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